Cubase and all those soft synth are "whack". Either that or I am dumb. Anyway, all these great ideas I had in my shower, I couldn't make them, so I ended up recording real life sounds (well, me clapping my hands) arranged on the most advanced sequencer that will replicate a drummer's mistake (ok, I've clapped my hands for one minute!!!). So here the results, after tweekling and fiddling. It could be some kind of industrial band gone naturalist... or just a big joke.
Download.